It's true. I figured by that point, my body will start letting me down in more ways that I can handle, my husband will probably be in some kind of mid-life crisis and irritate me about it, and my kids will be old enough to make my life hell... and they probably will.
But recently I've found something to look forward to! Embarrassing the shit out of my kids. How much fun will that be? For all the crap they're going to do to me when they're in middle and high school... the talking back, the attitude, the arguments, boyfriends/girlfriends, etc... I will definitely have my chance to get back at them. On the dance floor! It's going to be amazing. And I think as long as I find a man who is willing to join me in this endeavor, nothing else will bother me too much. Bring it on, kiddos. And just watch me electric slide on yo ass. Just watch.
But recently I've found something to look forward to! Embarrassing the shit out of my kids. How much fun will that be? For all the crap they're going to do to me when they're in middle and high school... the talking back, the attitude, the arguments, boyfriends/girlfriends, etc... I will definitely have my chance to get back at them. On the dance floor! It's going to be amazing. And I think as long as I find a man who is willing to join me in this endeavor, nothing else will bother me too much. Bring it on, kiddos. And just watch me electric slide on yo ass. Just watch.
